Saturday, April 14, 2007

For a snarky Friend of mine

"A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors."

Stephen Fry

3 Comments:

Blogger Eva Gale said...

Heh. My Mom was an ER nurse and FROBADE my fanter to tkae up biking. They just bought their first Harley last month.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Eva Gale said...

Whoa, that was so bad.

No edits for me tonight.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Shmoop said...

I've never known a biker who didn't absolutely wreck their bikes at least twice, walk away and not know how they managed to survive. They know they are living on borrowed time. I think that's the appeal of the bike.

BTW, I am a donor and I've specified it in my will. I've also discussed it with my family so they know my wishes. (Which is very important because a person's family makes the final decision). My doctor's have copies of my living will and I have a regular will as well.

I have also specified that I must be dead before they can slice and dice. No pulse, no respiration, no nothin' for a minimum of ten consecutive minutes. THEY MUST LET ME DIE A NATURAL DEATH BEFORE THEY CAN HARVEST ANYTHING. The organs will still be healthy after a certain amount of time. I believe ten minutes is the max.

My illness is not contagious, so I'm sure they'd take my kidneys and liver in a heartbeat. They might pass on the lungs because I'm an ex-smoker and I've had a lung injury as well.

11:35 AM  

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