Christmas Joke
Three dudes die and go to heaven. At St. Peter's gate they are asked what they did to celebrate the birth of Our Savior, Jesus Christ.
The first, a Bath Iron Works employee pulls out some fruitcake and hands it to St. Peter. "See! I celebrated Christmas with fruitcake."
The second man, a plow operator, pulls out a candle and hands it over. "I used this candle to symbolize that light that Christ brought to the world."
The third man, a bartender, pulls out a pair of panties and says, "Here, these are Carol's."
The first, a Bath Iron Works employee pulls out some fruitcake and hands it to St. Peter. "See! I celebrated Christmas with fruitcake."
The second man, a plow operator, pulls out a candle and hands it over. "I used this candle to symbolize that light that Christ brought to the world."
The third man, a bartender, pulls out a pair of panties and says, "Here, these are Carol's."
posted by Shmoop at 9:06 PM
3 Comments:
Why is he a bartender ?
M.
Every joke must include a bar/tender.
N'est pas?
Mais oui , certainment.
A man walks into a pub and says to the bar-maid "Give me a double entendre".
So the bar-maid gives him one.
Zut alors!
M.
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